When Your Ex Starts Doing Porn

You know what's weird? When you're clicking through your daily porn feed and see a picture, thinking to yourself, "Huh, that guy looks like my ex-boyfriend D—," and on closer inspection, realize that it is, in fact, your ex-boyfriend tied to that table and getting poked, prodded and fucked. You know what's even weirder? When your ex has chosen your real life, unusually-spelled first name as his porn pseudonym. If you Google my first name you aren't going to find that many people. An artist here, a eastern European airplane engine manufacturer there, a nonprofit doing good things over yonder. You find me, and now if you click a page or two deeper, you find my ex tied up and hanging from the rafters.